Everything looks great, but as soon as Star E. Knight opens her mouth to speak, things fall flat. Inventing Star tells the not particularly moving story of how attractive porn princess Knight came to grips with the fact she's a fabulously successful sex toy. We should all have this problem.

Along the way Jill Kelly and others rave about how hot and sexy Knight is - and everyone except Kelly and Blue has sex. The plot never really takes off and the sex, although technically excellent, never really gets particularly steamy. Does fine with the sound down while the video runs on fast-forward, though.

Detail-driven writing professionals will wonder about the subplot featuring a writer who doesn't appear to own a computer, tape recorder, pen or pad of paper.