Released: Dec 01st, 2002
Running Time: 90
Director: Shawn Ricks
Company: Scarlet Tower
Distribution Companies: Lord Perious
Cast: Dillon (I), Ben English, Brooke Hunter, Gala Cruz, Tommy Gun, Heaven (I), Monica Mayhem, Rod Fontana, Lola (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Upbeat, funny sexcapades featuring some cool camera work but marred by several average scenes. Should sell well though to fan who do not want to bother with plot and characters.
The first two scenes in Just Another Porn Movie indicate that this video in fact may not be just another porn movie. Tricky camera work, funny dialogue, and creative set-ups abound within the first 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, the vid gets pretty average after that and is only really saved by the hilarious behind-the-scenes gangbang at the end.
The opening scene features a split screen shot of two hotties on the phone, talking dirty and masturbating. As the scene goes on the camera pulls back and the split screen disappears to reveals that that they are actually sitting next to each other... on the phone... masturbating. It's a nice twist on an otherwise tame scene. Halfway through the scene one of the ladies yells at a guy named Frank and the camera reveals he's just been sitting next to her the whole time, fully clothed, just kinda horsing around. It's totally random and doesn't make much sense, but is surreally funny.
Next we cut to a poolside couple lounging in the sun. The muscle-bound hunk takes a particularly wimpy looking dive into the pool before mounting the nearby blonde beauty for a titty fuck, b.j., and some labia thumpin'. The scene looks stellar as both bodies glisten with sweat and sparkle next to the tantalizing blue water.
Sex-wise the only other part that stands out is the "Biker Bad Ass" segment, which features a mechanic getting some quality tool time from an attractive client and blurting out the immortal line, "This sure beats workin' on a bike!" He nails her on the workbench, gives her a deep, quality fingering job and ends up finishing her off doggie-style.
The next three scenes are all pretty run of the mill. However, it's the side-splitting gangbang finale that re-elevates this baby. Here is where we meet Frank again, who, it turns out, is the producer. He sashays through his office, giving a funny speech about how important the audience is to his company, before entering a room where a little Latina babe and a camera crew are milling about. The crew discuss the best way to shoot this gangbang and then proceed to strip down and begin hammering the tiny tart. Throughout the scene the guys casually chat with Frank and each other and plot out their moves as they go along. It's funny stuff and done with a fair amount of class... well, for a gangbang.