Released: Dec 01st, 2002
Running Time: 102
Director: Mark Kulkis
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Distribution Companies: Hustler Video
Cast: Britney Jade, Felix Vicious, Jay Ashley, Juliana Kincaid, Tony Tedeschi, Pat Myne, Kelly Kickass, Lola (I), Ron Jeremy, Steve Holmes (I), Meriesa Arroyo
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The college crowd will get the most out of this tape's humor, but even the older folks can be counted on for a chuckle or two.
This isn't the first time puppets as sex objects have been used in porn - and, try as he might, director Mark Kulkis can't seem to make Kelly Kickass, (his new non-human company mascot), into anything more than a distraction from the action.
That having been said, there are more than a few laughs to be had in this send-up of talk shows, most of them at the expense of perennial star Ron Jeremy and his alleged eating habits. The best of these is when cute Britney Jade approaches Ron in the studio cafeteria, but he's too involved in supervising the making of his sandwich (courtesy of Pat Myne) to pay much attention to her naked tits. Fortunately, Pat isn't so distracted, so while Ron eats, Pat manages doggie and cowgirl ride with this babe.
Even better are the first two scenes, with Juliana Kincaid getting picked up and carried by Steve Holmes during the mish action (which turns into cowgirl when he seats himself on the couch), and later during reverse cowgirl, which turns into doggie upon landing. And facial fans won't want to miss Holmes' major spew at the end.
Also well worth watching is Lola's two cowgirl positions atop Jay Ashley, followed by doggie and a long missionary plunge on the studio's couch.
And we must admit there are a few laughs to be had out of Ron "reminiscing" with Kelly about "all their scenes" together... and we hope he didn't walk away with any splinters from the tape's finale - where Jeremy and Kickass get together "one more time."