Released: Mar 01st, 2003
Running Time: 89
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Mary (I), Carlos (I), Frank Thring, Melissa Golden, Angela Cristal, Goldie (I), Choky Ice, Donna Marie, Renato (I), Mark Sloan
Critical Rating: AAA
Hot Euro-sluts taking it up the ass; comedy.
Shot on location in Marrakech, Morocco, Mr. Beaver Checks In 14 is yet another journey around world with that perverted old Englishman, Mr. Beaver.
The camera follows him on his quest for sex in other parts of the world, thinly disguised as an innocent sightseeing tour. But Mr. Beaver is unlike most porn stars. He's a Murphy's Law-ridden Everyman. And unfortunately for him, most of the sex happens to other people.
For instance, when Mr. Beaver meets a sexy brunette on the street and takes her out to dinner, she ends up taking it up the ass from the waiter while Beaver is in the bathroom. And when Beaver runs into an acrobatic blonde at his hotel swimming pool, she puts his head in a leg-lock and subdues him until her boyfriend shows up. She does takes it up the ass, but not from Beaver.
Poor Beaver. Even when he walks out of his hotel room bathroom, stark-ass naked, and surprises the two hot, blonde maids tidying up his room, he still can't get a piece. Instead, he leaves and the girls diddle each other with dildos. And when Beaver finds some sexy blonde masturbating in a tiny beach hut, she lets him crawl between her legs and lick her pussy ... until her boyfriend shows up and kicks him out.
Mr. Beaver leads a very average life, while exciting sexual situations happen all around him ... to other people. Mr. Beaver Checks In 14, like Dick Beaver, is average.