Released: Mar 01st, 2003
Running Time: 90
Director: Grip Johnson
Company: Skin Tight Video
Cast: Michelle (I), Gia Regency, Sindee Williams, Fiona Cheeks, Roxy Blaze, Vanessa (I), Crystal (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
The funny title is bound to hook a few pervs.
There's only one true heifer in this herd - tons-o-fun porn star Sindee Williams.
Vid begins with a sorta chunky babe kissing a skinny broad on the beach. Some bad acting and really, really stupid dialogue about tuna fishing sets the charmingly insane tone for the video. After the two adjourn inside for some dildonic, girl-girl fun, they switch to a strap-on and the chesty, fat girl gets it doggie style.
Cut to: a sloppy blonde chunkette doing a porno reenactment of the opening of Scream while eating a tuna fish sandwich. Enter skinny Fiona Cheeks, who goes to town on the zaftig victim with a strap-on - lots of pussy-to-mouth with the big purple dildo, but not enough heat.
Sindee Williams' scene is a letdown for fat freaks. Her date keeps her face covered throughout her scene and can't manage much passion for the Jabba The Hutt-esque Williams. The scene ends mercifully quickly.
It's not the extra tonnage on the girls that sink this ship. It's the lack of passion.