Released: Feb 01st, 2003
Running Time: 100
Director: Jim Horner
Company: RKE Entertainment
Cast: Violet Blue, Dea, Venus (I), Rafe, Brandy (I), Alex Roxx, Lyla Lei, Joey Ray, Ryan Conner, Darren James, Julie Knight
Critical Rating: AAAA
Fans of sex comedies and comic book porn will enjoy this wacky adventure but serious porn-a-holics might find it too tame.
In the fair city of Jizzville, Debra Crane is in possession of a painting that contains information to create the most powerful devastating sexual device known to mankind. The evil, silver mask-clad scientist Dr. Blow (Rafe) wants nothing more than to send his ninjas out to fetch her, fuck her and get that painting all to himself to rule the sexual world! Blow sits in his throne receiving oral from two sex-slaves while he doles out his wicked wishes. It's good to be the king...
His minions storm Crane's house and begin to probe her for information when Milk Maid, a buxom superhero with high-powered lactating breasts, rescues her. Milk Maid (Ryan Conner) takes on the two big-dicked ninjas and indeed looks super as she rides them reverse cowgirl-style and gulps down their meat like she's eating tacos. This woman of steel also takes it up the ass, using her super-cheeks to straddle the black ninja as he pumps her from behind.
After watching Milk Maid decimate the bad guys, Debra shows her gratitude by licking her pussy and sucking on her secret weapons. Milk Maid squeezes out some milk into her cooch for extra protection.
Nefarious Dr. Blow sends a coupla hot ninjas out to find the much-needed Jizz crystal, which gives its owner super sperm powers. Mild mannered Joey Ray is given said crystal by his sexy girlfriend, whom he repays with cowgirl, spoon and upside down.
When he unloads on her back after some doggie-style he unleashes a torrent of cum and realizes his super powers. He quickly dons a spiked leather costume and assumes the role of superhero Speed Loader, who carries a holster full of bullet-jars of super cum. He demonstrates his powers by shooting the ninjas with his cock wads. They collapse just in time for him to squeeze info out of them making them lick the cum off each other and suck and fuck him.
Lastly, a coupla teens ditch daddy by ducking into a garage where they screw standing up, on the hood, and in missionary, doggie and cowgirl. This gal displays the kind of genuine enthusiasm one craves from these wackier, comic book porns and turns in the hottest scene in this tape. Her appeal is only lessened by the bummed out look she gives as she takes a shot to the face.