Released: Sep 01st, 2003
Running Time: 79
Director: Cleo Edwards
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
Cast: Ann Marie Rios, Cheyenne Silver, Mickey G., Wanda Curtis, Wendy Divine, Anton Michael, Mark Kramer, Scarlet, Eric Masterson, Silver, Brittany Skye, Herschel Savage
Critical Rating: AAAA
Reality TV was never this funny.
Third Date will make an even greater impression on those familiar with the various Blind Date type shows currently on TV, since this uses the same thought balloons and other gimmicks as its mainstream inferiors.
Herschel Savage is the producer as well as the show's moderator, giving the audience highlights from dates one and two and showing how the third date partners get to third base - and beyond.
Best of show has to be the scene featuring the threesome of stuck-up Brittany Skye, rejected suitor Mickey G. and eager waitress Scarlet getting it on in a restaurant kitchen, where Mickey first takes down Scarlet's panties, paddles her with a pizza board, performs 69 and takes her missionarily - before Brittany joins the fun, rubbing Scarlet's clit and taking Mickey doggie style, all intercut with show director Ann Marie taking cameraguy Anton Michael into the bathroom for plenty of pussy-licking, mish, reverse cowgirl and doggie. Somewhere in it all, there's got to be a pre-nom for Best Group Scene somewhere!
But, fact is, there are several excellent performances here - the threesome with Cheyenne Silver, Ruby and Chris Cannon comes immediately to mind - more than enough to sate the most sex-starved palate.