Released: Sep 01st, 2003
Running Time: 139
Director: Rodney Moore
Cast: Kaylynn, Rhiannon Bray, Mariah Taylor, Celene Maximus, Howard Ramone, Christina Mercedes
Critical Rating: AA
Stock with B-movies, if you stock at all.
When the first sex scene doesn't happen until 25 minutes into the video, it doesn't invite stroking.
The tape opens with Howard Ramone, dressed in a big goofy black wig, on the couch. A secretary, played by Celene Maximus, enters to purchase seven-inch records for her boss's record collection from Ramone. Each of the price's Maximus offers are too low, so Ramone slowly has her take off her dress, then bra, then panties as payment for each record. When the clothes are finally off and the humping commences, Ramone's big goofy tye-died shirt conceals most of the action. Oh, brother.
The rest of the title progresses similarly. In scene two, ex-strippers from Ramone's club, the "Bada Ding Dong," return to perform a mild S&M scene to save the club, which appears to be in the same dimly-lit room as the first scene. In the third, Ramone goes to purchase a hat from Christina Mercedes Hats, which, coincidentally, also appears to be in the same room. In the last scene, Mariah Taylor does a "vacuum dance." (It sounds a lot more interesting than it actually is.) Not only is the last scene in the same room, but Taylor appears to be sporting the same dress as Mercedes the hat girl.
This video's only value is in how utterly terrible it is.