Released: Sep 01st, 2003
Running Time: 86
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Notorious Productions
Cast: Cindy Crawford, Lea Stevenson, Kyle Stone (I), Crystal Rae, Marc Cummings, Alex (I), Steve Almes, Mr. Pete
Critical Rating: AAAA
Even though the actresses surpassed the age barrier a few years ago, consider stocking this one in a teen section, since the actresses convincingly portray teenage characters in the scenarios.
Straight from Jim Powers' twisted mind and into your living room, this campy stigma-themed smut show features four devious teenager-turned-slut characters engaging in their vices. Powers' psychosis is your entertainment!
The bizarre scenarios are really what makes this filth bomb tick. In Lea Stevens' scene, the playacting pubescent gets back at her mom for slapping her by bouncing on her drunken stepfather's dick while Mom's at the store: "Fuck you, Mommy!"
In another scene featuring a stepdad, Alex plays the stepdaughter of Kyle Stone, who is bathing with her while "Mommy" is out of town - only Alex starts to feel a little funny about it now that she's bloomed. Suddenly, she feels something hard in the water. "Do you have a boner?" she inquires, as Stone blushes and hillbilly music begins to play. Lustful incest commences.
The most bizarre aspect of the video by far is the fact that Cindy Crawford plays a high school virgin. Do you know any virgins with vaginal piercings and tribal arm wrap-round tattoos?
This tape is a sure-fire hit for porn fans who like their porn humorous, very deranged, and a little camp. The title gives new meaning to the term "family values."