Released: Jan 01st, 2000
Running Time: 98
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Heatwave Platinum
Cast: David Hardman, Cheryl (I), Barrett Moore, Leslie Ranae, Nikki Anderson, Jewel Valmont, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone (I), Chris Cannon, Mickey G.
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Hey, how many dinosaur features does XXX produce? But it\'s the anal that\'ll probably sell this one.
"Coming up next: Big stupid dinosaurs that don't look very real."
That quote from Mr. Mike's Mondo Video was the first thing we thought of after watching Jewel Valmont and Kyle Stone's encounter with a stop-motion-animated lizard in this "deserted island" feature. Some have suggested it's supposed to be a spoof on this sort of mainstream movie... but if so, why isn't if funny?
Stranded Anderson and Lawrence have their first encounter while searching for food, or wood, or something. Wood actually isn't a problem here, at least during the mish and reverse cowgirl, but of all the things to save from their sinking ship, why did Lawrence rescue the anal beads, which he inserts three times in Anderson's ass before some anal mish action? (Maybe that's what's funny?)
Anyway, there's anal action galore, most of it quite appealing if not sensational, and the finale with Nikki's d.p. courtesy of J.J. Michaels and another guy is well worth waiting for.