Rob Black's looking for an elastic-assed girl to take former Asswoman Tiffany Mynx's place, but she'll have to "sacrifice the only thing that matters: life," he intones (after pissing on Mynx's grave). Jessica Darlin is the Chosen One, whose torments include being crucified and made to eat a cum-topped communion wafer. She's also presented as a stuffed bunny-obsessed retard who submits to a d.p. by two male "cousins" in skeleton marks; she soon hags herself and gets a hot assfuck at the morgue by her grieving hick "father" Tom Byron. Her final indignity is aborting Daddy Tom's child and indulging in a Best Group Scene nom-worthy threeway with abortionist T.T. Boy and nurse Jewel Valmont on the table. She passes the test and rises from the grave to take her title, valid "To Ever"... or until she falls out of favor with the company and Rob find a reason to fire her and savage her name.