Hot chicks aren't being born fast enough to keep up with Ed's vigorous release schedule. Indeed, he seems to have hit a vein of homegirls who have no perceptible libido. What they want in Ed's bed is anybody's guess.

Standout babes include 19-year-old Deja and Valerie, who sports a cute Veronica Lake flip over her left eye. She confesses to losing it at 13. Diana DeVoe tops them all in the looks department. Her root beer eyes and glowing red skin set off her big smile wonderfully, not to mention her big jugs. Too bad she doesn't fuck. Ed's cock has to settle for the touch of her velvet tongue instead.

Frankie Lah-Rue's and outstandingly sex-friendly actress and throws her entire body into it, putting on a one-woman circus for the camera —masturbation, sucking, fucking, anal and cum-swallowing. Particularly adorable is the little kicking motions her right leg involuntarily makes when she cums.

Overall, these two tapes are like buying a box of fireworks and finding out that half are without fuses.