Released: Sep 01st, 1999
Running Time: 85
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Heatwave Gold
Cast: Kid Vegas, J.J. Michaels, Dave Hardman, Mikayla Shore, Nancy Vee, Roy L. Shaft, Allison Kilgore, Damien Michaels, Herschel Savage, Cinna Bunz
Critical Rating: AAAA
Stock with the original
This sequel to last year's Award-nominated Homey in the Haystack provides some nasty moments, and few smiles -- vertical and literal. Amish gentleman J.J. Michaels meets Cinna Brunz (the "ho" of the title) when she's on the run from pimps Damien Michaels and Kid Vegas, winding up in the Pennsylvania Dutch country. She needs a place to hide out, and he's more than accommodating after when acknowledges that "a man's got his needs" and fucks him loudly in this horse-drawn carriage.
Michael's pals Dave Hardman and Roy L. Shaft have already succumbed to mikayla Shore's nether charms in the tape's standout opener, but they're feeling uneasy over the "sin" they've committed. So when Michaels' wife Allison Kilgore walks up to them they think it's a sign from the lord and doubly penetrate her, as she begs "Fuck me like the Amish whore I am."
Cinna Bunz eventually gets buttfucked by Herschel Savage (looking more Lower East Side Hasidic than Pennsylvania Dutch Amish in his long black coat and hat) in a barn, and Kid Vegas ends up as a cocksocket in pilgrim drag, getting sodomized (implied, implied) by the now sex-crazed-and-guilt-free Hardman and Shaft.