Talk Dirty to Me 11

Released: Aug 01st, 1999
Running Time: 93
Director: Cash Markman
Company: Dreamland USA
Cast: Danielle Rogers, Steve Drake, Rich Handsome, Angelica Sin, Damian (I), Christian Steel, Farrah
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Feature

SYNOPSIS

Farrah fans will love her great back door plunge. Those into phone sex might get something out of this.

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REVIEWS

Critical Rating: AA 1/2

An obscene phone caller keeps taunting Farrah, or trying to turn her on, more like.  Her stodgy husband (Steve Austin in a cameo) can't seem to help her exercise her creamy desires.  She turns to a friend (Danielle Rogers) for some wet comfort; unfortunately the ensuing hot tub scene is so difficult to hear it's not clear whether Farrah's been satisfied at all.  The action, of course, should speak for itself; in this case it seems to say a whole lotta nothin'.

Four scenes have to be waded through before getting to on with any heat.  Christian Steel dick-stabs Farrah's asshole in a semi-crowded bar (more specifically, in a cage in the middle of the room) to give this review its second A, and maybe the added half as well.

The plot points are contrived until the end, when the nasty phone caller breaks into his victim's house in order to rob it.  None of this makes much sense, but most would be forgiven if the sex was at all explosive.