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Secret Life Of Ms. Richard 5

Secret Life Of Ms. Richard 5

Released Oct 31st, 1999
Running Time 60
Director Diana Richards
Company Shooting Star Video
Cast Diana Richards, Others
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Specialty

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Synopsis

When customers tire of the \"extreme\" hype, let them know Richards awaits with a \"fucking good time\" for all.

Reviews

Diana Richards is a character who would have been at home next to Edith Massey and David Lochary in John Waters' earlier films.  Bad acting, classically ridiculous dialogue, sleazy characters and inept editing all make for an entertaining and unusual hour.  The erotic content is more questionable.

Richards pleasures her "fans" whose heads are kept discreetly out of the video frame.  The young ones attempt to finger her heavy crags with their inexperienced hands. The older ones just close their eyes.  When she jumps on top, using them as human dildos, her ungainly movements highlight the orgasm she's having -- or is it a bowel hemorrhage?

Well, she must be some kind of sexual dynamo -- her fans cum in record time (with the exception of one guy whose cumshot is faked.  And this is where her creative magic comes in:  After he flops his limp member out, a poorly done edit makes it look as though Milk of Magnesia suddenly oozes out of the small of her back).

In between segments, Richards gives a tour of her editing bay.  Truly the most perverted equipment thing about this video is that so much expensive equipment was used!



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