Released: Aug 01st, 1999
Running Time: 96
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Distribution Companies: Legend
Cast: Dave Hardman, Envy (I), Mila (I), Herschel Savage, Jade Marcela, J.J. Michaels
Critical Rating: AAAA
Stock it quick, before the suits at Warner Bros. hear about the Mila scene.
When you make the choice to curl up with an installment of the Perverted Stories series, you're not looking for tender eroticism and worshipful caresses; no way. The PS realm is one we'd recommend to any G.G. Allin fan, 'cause it's all about seeing some greasy-assed whore get every hole stretched in the weirdest, grossest, most humorous ways.
Which is where this vid succeeds wildly: it's weird, it's gross, and thanks to the Exorcist parody/rip-off titled "The Devil Made Her Do It," it's fucking hysterical. Mila's at her Mila-est as "Regan," the ponytailed innocent who becomes possessed by Satan right in the middle of her morning bowl of cereal. Mother Nancy Vee is shocked when her sweet little darling begins to plunge her pussy with a banana and tries to persuade Mommy to taste it. Vee tearfully calls televangelists Herschel Savage and Dave Hardman in to perform an exorcism, but Mila (in full crusty-face makeup) finds their presence so disturbing that she flips over and shoots pea soup out of her ass, right into their faces (Savage's "horrified" reaction shots as his glasses are covered with green goo are priceless). Of course, the only way to get Beelzebub back Down Below turns out to be a well-executed double-penetration ("The power of lube compels you!"). Full of classic low-budget moments - as when a chest of drawers lurches towards Hardman and Savage, not with some slick CGI, but because someone is standing behind it an pushing - we only wish this one had been a full-length feature.
The following vignette ("Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Chicken") is perhaps the most creatively nauseating thing we've seen since director Jim Powers' previous fun-with-raw-food opus, The Meatman. J.J. Michaels stars as an oyster-fetishist/factory worker who smears oyster meat all over his body and masturbates with the aid of a few of the slimy sea creatures before butt-fucking (with major gape) good natured "Mama Oyster," Angela D'Angelo, who's been lying underneath them. It warrants both a Most Outrageous Sex Scene pre-nom and a barf bag.
Elsewhere, Jade Marcela and her operatic asshole do a hot, nasty round-robin with Hardman, Savage and Eric Everhard; and foreign babe Envy walks down a deserted dirt road, admits "Thess pless ess kenna crihpee," and gets cornholed by Hardman, who's costumed as a scarecrow.