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Released: Jul 01st, 1999
Running Time: 76
Director: Cash Markman
Company: Erotic Angel Video
Cast: Danielle Rogers, Brick Majors, Alexandra Nice, Candy Apples, Mike Horner, Randy Spears, Steve Austin, Christian Steel, Farrah
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Your couples section for sure. But also pitch to fans of Farrah as one of the statuesque blonde\'s final tapes (for now, at least).
In between the somewhat overly-written, sometimes silly plot, there’s some fairly hot fornicating to be found – in a couples sort of way, of course.
The first three sex scenes – an Alexandra Nice/Mike Horner suck-fuck, a Candy Apples/Farrah tongue-a-thon and a Farrah hetero coupling – all have some bite. The latter sequence, for Chrissakes, even feels like it ends too soon (arguably the ultimate compliment in this market-glutted era).
Not so the vid’s final two pairings, both featuring the recently un-retired Danielle Rogers to less stirring effect.
As for that heavily-plotted story, Picture Me Naked is essentially a revenge fantasy about a struggling writer (Rogers) who blackmails a creep of a publisher (an over-the-top Horner) into buying her manuscript for a princely sum.
Not only does the flashback-laden story get a bit too involved for its own good, but it becomes unintentionally laughable when naked women start showing up on Horner’s doorstep with the manuscript’s various chapters scrawled on their flesh. The sight of Horner reading aloud the words off their tits and asses is really dumb.