Released: Jul 01st, 1999
Running Time: 134
Director: Thomas Zupko
Company: Apocalypse Productions
Cast: Roy L. Shaft, Jay Stone, Ericka Lockett, Others, Mikayla Shore, Elle DeVyne, Thomas Zupko, Brian Surewood, Montana Gunn, Caroline Pierce
Critical Rating: AAAA
Recommend to lapsed Catholics and ex-12-Steppers.
Best viewed through a Seconal-and Cuervo haze after you’ve been up for a week on bathtub crank, this vid probably comes closer than any other in recent memory to “gonzo” in the Hunter S. Thompson sense. The attention-grabbing opener features Montana Gunn “pissing” into a glass that a trash-talking Bill Margold (outfitted in a jester’s costume) holds over his face, as Brian Surewood (dressed as a judge) forces marshmallows into Gunn’s mouth. Surewood sticks an apple between Gunn’s teeth and pounds ice cubes up her ass (which she easily fires out), cracks eggs on her cheeks, shoves a frozen banana up her colon and follows it with his dick. Whether writer/director Tom Zupko is trying to make a Statement about obscenity (as the running screen crawls suggest), or just attempting to out-Extreme Rob Black – to whom Zupko extends an invitation to “Blow Me” – is a matter of conjecture. Pre-nom for Most Outrageous Sex Scene.
The rest of the vid is a typical spontaneous-hilarity-can-break-out-at-any-second pool party mixed with porn performers earning their paychecks while dressed as nuns, priests, monks, and chickens. It’s not all-anal (as the box claims), but cool edits and many good moments make the whole package watchable) if not listenable; what’s up with the 1985 death metal in the background?). Highlights include an oil-coated Ericka Lockett and Tyce Buné slipping and sliding and butt-fucking in a plastic wading pool; look-alike brunette duo Amia Moré and Jeremy Iron; and a Mikayla Shore/Roy L. Shaft tongue-studded opus.