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Euro Hardball 1 & 2

Released: Jun 01st, 1999
Running Time: 120, 120
Director: Christoph Clark
Company: Clark Euro Angel Video
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel (EA) Productions
Cast: Robert Jimi, Laura Red, Tunde, Eniko, Gina (I), Romigo Zampa, Monic, Philippe Soine, Christine (I) (Hungarian), Alexandre Murphy, Jessica Forister, Annie, Tarzan, Daniella (I), Vanda (I), Valentino (I), David Perry, Andrew Youngman, Kata, Eva (I), Chris Charming, Johnny La La, Karl Ben, Atlantis
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Genre: Gonzo

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SYNOPSIS

Clark\'s name, the Evil Angel label, and the raunchy box should sell the first volumes well, but don\'t expect much repeat business.

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Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated

The immediate question the viewer is going to ask is "What's so 'hardball' about these videos?" Unfortunately, the answer is (at least in this country) nothing. Sure, there's a lot of rectum stretching, and most of the girls in each video get a full four-fingered inspection of their sphincters during the course of the action, but that's nothing new —even for viewers of Clark's regular, superior Euro Angels line.

The real problem here, however, isn't that the really hard stuff will only be seen in Europe: No, the problem is that Clark's representation of super-hard seems to translate into English as super-stilted. Every girl here is simply going through the motions with a nearly expressionless demeanor. Whether giving or receiving, these girls (many of whom have delivered purely volcanic performances in other tapes) offer the same level of excitement as a Trappist monk who discovers his tea is ready. This passionless presentation gives each scene a tone that's more akin to a gynecological exam than an orgy.


 

Related Content:

Evil Angel (EA) Productions
Clark Euro Angel Video
Robert Jimi
Laura Red
Tunde
Eniko
Gina (I)
Romigo Zampa
Monic
Philippe Soine
Christine (I) (Hungarian)
Alexandre Murphy
Jessica Forister
Annie
Tarzan
Daniella (I)
Vanda (I)
Valentino (I)
David Perry
Andrew Youngman
Kata
Eva (I)
Chris Charming
Johnny La La
Karl Ben
Atlantis
Christoph Clark

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