Released: Feb 01st, 1999
Running Time: 117
Director: Tom Byron
Company: Extreme Associates
Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Sabrina Johnson, Tom Byron, Stryc-9, Ian Daniels, Iroc, Lexington Steele, Claudio (I), Jessica Darlin, Alexandra Nice
Critical Rating: AAAAA
Everyone. Even couples, assuming they\'re unopposed to anal sex (and the accompanying gaping butt-holes). It\'s hard to imagine the customer who could take this home and come back next day unhappy. A retailer\'s dream.
There's probably people out there cursing and tearing their hair over Tom Byron getting another five-A review, wondering, "How's he do it? How?!" Well, Tommy gets these ratings the old fashioned way: He earns the motherfuckers. See? Hard work does pay off, kids.
The formula is deceptively simple -- collect the women, talk to them a little, then fuck the bejeezus out of them -- so simple that a huge percentage of tapes produced every year use it. Then why do so many gonzo tapes suck while this one doesn't? It's the talent, stupid.
The women in this tape are seriously into the sex, and the men are seriously into the women; balls-deep into them, in fact. First up is Sabrina Johnson, an adorable, small-breasted brunette. She and Tom start off rimming each other, then move into full-tilt fucking. Sabrina sweats up a storm and keeps looking into the camera, but forgets it even exists once Tom buries himself in her rear entrance.
Next up: Claudio and Stryc-9 in something of an age-play scenario. Stryc-9's decked out in the timeless Catholic schoolgirl manner, right down to the cotton panties. Tom keeps talking about how young she looks, but eventually realizes what he's been saying and makes it a point to mention Stryc-9's actual age and that there's an ID to prove it. Claudio ends up tit-fucking her until he sprays her chest, the semen puddling in the hollow of her throat.
Tom calls Iroc "the foot queen," and she's sure enough got toes in her mouth from the git-go, while Alexandra Nice bounces on Ian Daniels' dick. Nice proceeds to beat Iroc's ass when she goes for the cowgirls anal. Daniels is pretty much utilized as a human dildo, the girls taking hold of his member and shoving it up each others' asses more forcefully than he does.
Jessica Darlin makes the best faces in her scene with Lexington Steele; her eyes roll crazily in their sockets and her mouth contorts as she tries to remember to breathe. Of course, considering the size of Steele's schvantz, it's surprising she doesn't just pass out as he fits it in her ass.
Then, of course, the coup de grâce: Tiffany Mynx. What can one say that hasn't been said a million times before? She's the bomb. Case closed. Strong men will weep. Nice new breasts, by the way.
Everyone's seen all the things people can do with each other. Considering the number of appendages and orifices, there are limited options. That's why the individual touch is so important. Byron's gonna keep getting high ratings. With women like the above in his tapes, he's unbeatable. His product is consistently exemplary. Get this tape without hesitation or delay; get as many copies as you can.