Released: Feb 01st, 1999
Running Time: 78
Director: Melissa Monet
Company: Oasis Productions
Cast: Chris Canyon, Alyssa Allure, Toni James, J.J. Michaels, Jacklyn Lick, Kyle Stone (I), John Decker, Militia
Critical Rating: AAA
Couples, couples, couples.
Jacklyn Lick is Tiger Lilly, a small-town girl who's made it big as a porn star. When she returns home, Alyssa Allure, the current girlfriend of Tiger's old flame Chris Canyon, does her very best to make her feel unwelcome.
The very notion of Allure as an anti-porn prig should make this little couples-friendly offering a scream, but despite where Raven Touchstone's script would like to go with its subject matter, the cast's considerable thespian limitations turn the talky part of Dirty Blonde into so much Fast Forward fodder.
What we're left with, then, is the sex, and the sex here is often a trifle too restrained to carry the whole production all by itself. Even Allure seems a little reticent here in her scene with Canyon, perhaps because bungholes seem off-limits throughout this production, and it is in her rectal work that Allure typically sets herself apart. Still, she does gag herself a lot with Canyon's putz, which will appeal to the Rob Black crowd, the vast majority of which will probably never, ever catch even a glimpse of this, however, encased as it is in a touchy-feely and not especially effective couples vid.