Chubby, balding Stuart's been running around sucking the asses of women other than his gorgeous and wacky live-in Mistress, Camille. Stuart must pay, pay, pay, of course, or he'll have to move out, and Camille hasn't washed her own ass in three days in preparation for the exciting event.

Foot-worship, smothering, face-farting, rimming and verbal abuse ("You're not good enough for doggie-biscuit shit treats... eat my Taco Bell dirty ass!") abound. The shining Moment comes when Camille pisses into a glass, repeatedly dips her fingers into the liquid, and taunts him with them.