Released: Feb 01st, 1999
Running Time: 77
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Private U.S.A.
Cast: Regina (I), Monika (I), Nicole (I), Laura Angel, Jennifer (I), Wanda (I), Christoph Clark, Others, Jennifer (II), John Millerman, Amanda Parker
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Your regular Private clientele don\'t require prompting, but for the few who don\'t know what they\'re missing...
Private's corporate look -- and make no mistake about it, this is one of the most intensely marketed lines ever to appear on the adult scene -- is apparent in every frame of this offering. Slicker than the Exxon Valdez spill, this vid-mag targets the über-man in every fan. With break-away stories centering on such manly sports as cross-country racing and speedboating, Triple X Files pumps up the testosterone as well as the blood.
The sexual scenarios are equally macho: Tennis partners square off for a post-shower foursome, the barbecue grill repairman receives a double hummer, two hunky guys break into a woman's house and are rewarded with sex instead of pone call to the cops... you know, "guys" fantasies.
It's all in the marketing, and apparently it works. Each scene is anal or d.p., naturally, and jizz always winds up dripping off a chin or a nose. How strange, then, to discover that in the middle of all this appealing but predictable posturing is a surprisingly tender scene which comes out of left field. Stylized in monochromatic blue hues, Cleopatra takes her Nubian slave to bed for a night of revelry which is explicit but tasteful, and thoroughly erotic. You'd be in denial not to recommend this one to women.