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Released: Mar 01st, 1999
Running Time: 125
Directors: Rick Rage, Elliot Heathcoat
Company: LFP, Inc.
Cast: Paige (I), Katrina (I), Jack Hammer, Kartina Bond, Marti, Chili, Shelbee Myne, Chris (I), Coral Sands, Shadow, Lana (I), Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
There\'s a market for this one, really.
Finally, our Day is here; we who blaze a path to the True Crime section as soon as we enter a bookstore, select the most lurid books about women who've committed particularly heinous acts, flip to the centerspread of pictures, and fantasize ecstatically. This vid is completely compelling, featuring interviews with real-life parolees who recount all aspects of life in the Big House, before getting intimate with professional porners.
As a strokable commodity, it's a typical choose-your-moments pro-am offering. On the plus side, the opening girl/girler between attractive and articulate Marti (lesbian daughter of a Quaker pastor, did tim for bank robbery) and Coral Sands is a genuine scorcher. Jack Hammer and platinum blond Katina (solicitation and grand larceny) are also worth checking out -- their encounter brings new meaning to the phrase "tossing the salad," as he rams a respectable portion of a ripe green cucumber up her ass, soon replacing it with his own scary pickle. And a special mention must go to 50-year-old Shadow, the proud product of our federal prison system, who did her time for the attempted murder of a federal agent, plus 163 count of forgery. Was fucking Ron Jeremy a condition of her parole?