This five-scene all rump-humping tape starts off promisingly enough, but then begins to occasionally lose steam before uh, crapping out completely in the end. It's as if director Rectal Mike couldn't keep it up, so to speak, all the way through.

The aforementioned opener is the most energetic of the lot, thanks to the loud, twitchin' manner in which cutie Barret Moore takes Alec Metro up her heinie.

The intensity level dips in the next sequence, but shoots right back up in scene three, due to Teri Starr's spirited performance, fielding John West and setting his goo all over her mug.

Scene four comes close but never quite reaches a full boil as Mark Anthony fucks Vanessa's bum with an assist from Regan Starr. But it absolutely scorches compared to the closer, a tired and entirely disposable Alyssa Allure/Guy DiSilva coupling.

Anal enthusiasts can certainly do worse, but they can just as certainly find more consistently inspired rectal reaming fare.