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Assman 7

Released: May 01st, 1999
Running Time: 136
Director: Jean-Yves LeCastel
Company: Anabolic Video
Cast: Jean-Pierre Armand, Jean-Yves LeCastel, Alice (I), Jeane, Andrew Youngman, Shanna (I), Lers, Vivien (I), Christian Christoph, Jane (I), Laura Red
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

It is painfully apparent that director LeCastel has become far too enamored of himself, to the detriment of the otherwise excellent Assman series.  What were, potentially, pre-nom worthy scenes are all but mortally wounded by LeCastel's literally constant inane blather.

It's also lamentable that Europe is no longer the refuge of the real breast.  While the paradigm in the U.S. is finally shifting back to natural girls, more and more Euro-chix are showing up with the kinds of big fake tits we're used to seeing on American strippers who moonlight as porn stars once in a while.

As for the sex itself, there's plenty of hot, filthy action with tons of rectum-wrecking anal, and a lot of ass-to-mouth nastiness.  If LeCastel could only shut up, the viewer might actually enjoy it.  Let's hope for a return to the glory days of Assman 1 and 2, before LeCastel decided he was the star of his vids, rather than the sex.


 

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Jean-Pierre Armand
Jean-Yves LeCastel
Alice (I)
Jeane
Andrew Youngman
Shanna (I)
Lers
Vivien (I)
Christian Christoph
Jane (I)
Laura Red
Jean-Yves LeCastel

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