Released: Mar 01st, 1999
Running Time: 86
Director: Oliver Czech
Company: Helen Duval
Distribution Companies: Klimaxx
Cast: Georgie Blake, Krista Maza, Monique Covet, Kathy Kash, T.T. Boy, Franco Rokaforte, Reinhard, Harley, Elemere, Tatyana (I), Chris (I), Freddy Dalton
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Flashy box cover art will move this product: two busty blondes, one in front of the typewriter, the other with her paws inside her v-lips.
Monique Covet sits at a typewriter and taps the keys with her long fingernails. She's writing a book called Spider. For 86 minutes this video flashes back and forth from her at the keyboard to the carnal acts she envisions on the page; in other words, three minutes of porn, five seconds of typing. Whoever edited this video should be shot (unless it's Helen Keller. Then we understand.)
As per usual, the Euro-girls are over-the-top beautiful and the heat and chemistry is fairly high. Occasionally the camera doesn't seem to know what to do, especially in a six-person orgy where so many choice things are happening at once. More often than not, we're gazing at a tight shot of cunts being reamed rather than bodies as a whole. A guy with a giant cock is being blown and the camera barely captures the action.
As soon as the orgy ends, T.T. Boy enters the frey; he pretends to beat a couple of guys up or kill them. Later, he's involve din an outdoor d.p. with a French dude and a hot blonde. Another high point is an incredible fisting episode (retailer, look sharp) on a chaise lounge between two slippery ladies. Since this is a Euro-product it makes sense that almost every scene winds up in an anal, and for that we are eternally grateful.