Released: Apr 01st, 2003
Running Time: 95
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Heatwave Entertainment
Cast: Velvet Rose, Ashley More, Rafe, Rich Handsome, Johnny Thrust (I), Ashley Long, Flick Shagwell
Critical Rating: AAAAA
This hilarious parody of Tremors features red-hot sex and lots of anal, so stock up!
This video scores several points right off the bat for even bothering to parody this reviewer's favorite B-movie from the '90s, Tremors. In true porn parody fashion, the killer squid-like "grab-oids" from the original have been replaced by pink, snake-like penis monsters. Cool.
Rafe plays the Kevin Bacon character and Flick Shagwell plays his horny girlfriend. After watching a dumb hick get attacked by the penis monster (or "cock-oid," this reviewer's own term, thank you), we get to watch Rafe and Flick go at in the mountains. She sucks off her cowboy good to the upbeat sounds of country western music and he returns the favor by spreading her out on a rock and cramming his own personal snake deep inside her. She straddles him for a powerful reverse cowgirl only to be rolled over on all fours for a doggie-style plunging. An anal missionary coaxes the cum out of him in the end.
Rich Handsome plays the Fred Ward character, Billy's partner, best friend, and fellow handyman. The bungling duo stumble upon Velvet Rose, a geologist investigating seismic activity in the area, on their way to visit Ron Dog, the hick who was killed earlier. They find him dead, buried up to the neck, and flee the scene in a panic. British couple Ashley Long and Ben English are hiking in the area when they decide to stop for a shag to "make use of the area." Of course, in true horror-movie fashion, they are attacked by the cock-oids right after orgasm. What a shame, as Long is a natural beauty who sucks a dams good cock and fucks like a champ. Her mountain-top reverse cowgirl and anal reaming are sights to behold... but so is the sight of her being eaten alive and sprayed with goo by our creepy monster, so it's all to the good.
We start go get an idea of what the monster really wants when it pins our geologist gal to a rock, spreads her legs wide and tentacle fucks her Evil Dead-style. She is saved by Handsome and they escape to the safe haven of a tall rock, which they proceed to make love upon. The tension of their near death experience is relived by a thorough oral workout and bouts with doggie, anal, and reverse cowgirl. Rafe manages to save them by diverting the creature's attention by acting like an idiot.
Meanwhile, Johnny Thrust and Ashley More play a gun-toting, military-minded, redneck couple who fend off the monster with a hail of bullets before celebrating with a heated quickie. It isn't long before Rafe, handsome and rose come running in for help. As Thrust cases the house, our handymen take advantage of all the excitement by boning the sexed up girls. They receive lengthy blowjobs and fuck their asses hard in return. More A2M and simultaneous cowgirl rides are the highlights of this scene.
Later, while trying to blow up the creatures (which by now look like a spiked sleeping bag with teeth), Thrust is eaten alive. Too bad, as he misses getting to watch Rose ride the beast like a bull 'til it plunges itself over a cliff and dies.
Without a doubt, It's Cumming is one of the funnies and best porn parodies in recent years. As a B-movie horror flick, it works. As a wacky comedy, it works. As a hot and sexy porn video, it works and then some. The effects are goofy but surprisingly effective and the pacing is tight as hell. Pre-Noms for Best Comedy, Best Special Effects, and nod to Rafe for Best Supporting Actor—Video. Fred Ward would be proud.