Released: Apr 01st, 2003
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Hannah Harper, Ben English, Caily Taylork, Malorie Marx, Joel Lawrence, Brittany Skye, Melody (I), Evan Stone
Critical Rating: AAAA
Stock for couples and those who like a light touch of humor with their porn.
Legend Video is putting out some of the finest light-hearted porn available these days, with a pitch-perfect mix of humor and heat. Princess Whore 2 is no exception.
Hannah Harper is the long-lost princess of the principality of Fortuna, discovered working the street by her uncle and whisked away to a life of pampering and luxury. But there's a rival to the throne —her scheming vixen of a cousin, Melody. And besides, Harper isn't sure she wants to give up the whore lifestyle just yet.
So horny Harper sneaks out of the castle in full whore get-up for an incognito tryst with Joel Lawrence. She just can't wait to get that cock in her ass, but first she gives the man a nice lap dance and blowjob for warm-up; he, in turn, eats her cookie and dips his wick in her wet pussy as well.
Turns out Harper comes by her libido honestly —we see in flashback the moment when she was conceived, in a rainy, outdoor tryst between Brittney Skye and Steve Holmes. Skye is on fire here. OK, so it's hard to see how she got knocked up considering "King Edward The Very Handsome" came all over her face, but —Oh well.
Back home, Evan Stone offers his services so that she'll never have to sneak out again, and Harper is about to take him up on his offer when she's whisked away to the dungeon. Melody has black-mailed Harper's uncle into recognizing her claim to the throne with threats of exposing his sexual secrets. Melody celebrates her victory with beau Ben English in the throne room.
Just for the chutzpah of donning an orange wig and appearing in full drag without shaving first, Frank Bukkwyd deserves a pre-nom for Best Non-Sex Performance. His secret, you see, is that he's a closet drag queen. After Stone frees Harper from the dungeon and the princess tells her uncle that she doesn't mind that he's got "an alternative lifestyle," it's off to the coronation, which doubles as Bukkwyd's girlie debut.
Melody is dragged away to that awful, damp dungeon, no doubt waiting for a sequel. Harper, meanwhile, finally gets her man, settling in by the fire for a long, tasty finale.
How does Legend do it? Their features are fun and undoubtedly couples-friendly, but without being watered down in the slightest. Keep up the good work, Mr. Tanner.