Released: Oct 01st, 1998
Running Time: 87
Director: Thomas Paine
Company: Golden Orchid Productions
Cast: Rick Master, Malitia, Jacklyn Lick, Steve Hatcher, Raylene, Earl Slate, Alec Metro, Natasha (I), Randee Lee
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
If there are any Randee Lee fans among your customers, they may like the aforementioned scenes.
What a great title -- wasted on such an average feature. Loosely based on the Pygmalion/My Fair Lady theme, the plot doesn't kick in until way after a pointless orgy scene, when low-life Randee shags her equally trailer-trashy partner, Alec Metro. A post-coital tumble brings on a case of amnesia ... plus Randee's inexplicable hankerin' for physics professor Steve Hatcher.
While Hatcher and Lee provide a few moments of honest bedroom chemistry, a plot full of wild contrivances and leaden acting nearly sink this show faster than the Titanic.