Released: Jan 01st, 1998
Running Time: 120
Directors: Teri Diver, Tom Elliott
Company: Coast To Coast Video
Cast: Craven Moorhead, Ian Daniels, Alexandra Silk, Michael J. Cox, Kaitlyn Ashley, Randi Storm, Frank Towers, Sid Deuce, Morgan (I), Caressa Savage
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Finally, here's porn which combines the lovely sounds of death metal with the machinations of sex, though, unfortunately, not in the same scene.
An unkempt metal band, Lame, arrives in Hollywood with stars in their eyes, only to have their dreams thwarted by crime and corruption. Their trials and tribulations are documented in long, funny, narrative bits which are interspersed with five decently-performed sex scenes, most of which take place in the offices and studios of record producers. These include the de rigueur girl/girler, one d.p., some basic fucking, and many oral adventures. Pre-nominate Jef Hickey for Best Non-Sex Role for his ad-libbed portrayal of, well, himself.
The highlight of this tape appears after a long concert segment of Brutal Truth playing onstage. Outside on the sidewalk, King Buzzo and Dale of the irresistible appear briefly in the background. Because the Melvins are The Best Band on Earth, this tiny cameo makes this tape irresistable.
Hardcore masturbators may find the lengthy dialogue to be extraneous. Stock anyway and recommend to rock 'n' roll couples.