L.A.P.D.

Released: Jan 01st, 1999
Running Time: 81
Director: Cash Markman
Company: Dreamland USA
Cast: Rod Towers, Michael Hurt, Michael J. Cox, Tim White, Bobbi Rae, Peter Welsh, Candy Hill, Randi Storm, David Steele, Steve Taylor, Brian Surewood, Jason Styles, Frank Bukkwyd, Timber, Randee Lee
Critical Rating: A 1/2
Genre: Feature

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The best thing to be said about this video is that it delivers what it advertises: d.p.s in every scene. Other than that, it looks pretty bad, with poor lighting and sound, ugly sets and  painfully unfunny dialogue (although granted, it's no more grating than the confusing copspeak locations on the real LAPD TV show).

The sex is generally unenthusiastic and grim, with two exceptions; Randee Lee and box cover girl Timber give everything they've got. The effort is appreciated, but ultimately it's pointless. This video just keeps on hurting you.

Five scenes, five double penetrations. If you've got fairly undemanding customers who seek only as much anal they can get their hands on, get this tape.