Released: Jan 01st, 1999
Running Time: 136
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Company: Rocco Siffredi Productions
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel
Cast: Margareth Miculowa, Roberto Malone, Jade (I), Philippe Dean, Maria De Sanchez, Rocco Siffredi, Dalila (I), Holly One, Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
Porn fans have been waiting for another major porn-action piece since Operation Sex Siege, so stock aplenty.
A nuclear weapon is in the hands of Rocco's ex-partner, and it's up to the Big R (all 13 inches) to save Western Europe from destruction. RND delivers a ton of action (sexual and non-sexual), and enough hard anal scenes to bring a proctologist to tears. Or at least John Stagliano, for different reasons.
Shot on location in Paris, Barcelona, Rome, Prague, and Berlin, RND is a journey through the life and loves of Zoe (Siffredi), a modern-day secret agent. The frequent use of a first-person camera mounted on Siffredi is unique and clever, adding a deeply personal touch to this feature.
In one scene, Rocco works one girl's ass likes it's a South African diamond mine and his dick is a drill. Her cries of pleasure ("Oui, oui!") are quite convincing. To top it all, she jerks him off into a half-filled glass of champagne and sips it. Chateau Rocc-eau, anyone?
Later, we cut to a crime-lord midget (Holly One) being blown by a punk blond chick. The vertically-impaired Don then invites his clients to "fuck first, talk later." We are thus treated to an outdoor orgy that results in more facials than can be found at a Beverly Hills beauty salon.
Every good action flick has an intense climax, and this one has (of course) two. Rocco tracks his ex-partner (Philippe Dean) and his crew to an airport hangar in Berlin, and has to get past them to find that a nuclear detonator has been planted in a captive girl's pussy! The only way it can be disarmed is to raise the temperature - otherwise, KABOOM! Drawing upon years of hard training, Rocco instinctively plants his Patriot missile in her behind, thus turning her on enough to turn the bomb off.
RND is a James Bond movie (with the cars, planes, boats, and bombs) with one marvelous difference: all the Rocco-girls in this video take a dick one way or another. Let's see Moneypenny beat that!