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Rocco Never Dies

Released: Jan 01st, 1999
Running Time: 136
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Company: Rocco Siffredi Productions
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel (EA) Productions
Cast: Rocco Siffredi, Margareth Miculowa, Jade (I), Maria De Sanchez, Dalila (I), Roberto Malone, Philippe Dean, Others, Holly One
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAAA

A nuclear weapon is in the hands of Rocco's ex-partner, and it's up to the Big R (all 13 inches) to save Western Europe from destruction. RND delivers a ton of action (sexual and non-sexual), and enough hard anal scenes to bring a proctologist to tears. Or at least John Stagliano, for different reasons.

Shot on location in Paris, Barcelona, Rome, Prague, and Berlin, RND is a journey through the life and loves of Zoe (Siffredi), a modern-day secret agent. The frequent use of a first-person camera mounted on Siffredi is unique and clever, adding a deeply personal touch to this feature.

In one scene, Rocco works one girl's ass likes it's a South African diamond mine and his dick is a drill. Her cries of pleasure ("Oui, oui!") are quite convincing. To top it all, she jerks him off into a half-filled glass of champagne and sips it. Chateau Rocc-eau, anyone?

Later, we cut to a crime-lord midget (Holly One) being blown by a punk blond chick. The vertically-impaired Don then invites his clients to "fuck first, talk later." We are thus treated to an outdoor orgy that results in more facials than can be found at a Beverly Hills beauty salon.

Every good action flick has an intense climax, and this one has (of course) two. Rocco tracks his ex-partner (Philippe Dean) and his crew to an airport hangar in Berlin, and has to get past them to find that a nuclear detonator has been planted in a captive girl's pussy! The only way it can be disarmed is to raise the temperature - otherwise, KABOOM!  Drawing upon years of hard training, Rocco instinctively plants his Patriot missile in her behind, thus turning her on enough to turn the bomb off.

RND  is a James Bond movie (with the cars, planes, boats, and bombs) with one marvelous difference: all the Rocco-girls in this video take a dick one way or another. Let's see Moneypenny beat that!


 

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Margareth Miculowa
Jade (I)
Maria De Sanchez
Dalila (I)
Roberto Malone
Philippe Dean
Others
Holly One
Rocco Siffredi

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