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So You Want To Be a Porn Star

Released: Jan 01st, 1999
Running Time: 121
Directors: Vamp Pictures, Kid Sparkle
Company: Empire
Distribution Companies: Leisure Time
Cast: Dave Hardman, Regan Starr, Guy DiSilva, Christgen Worlf, Temptress, Jake Steed, Gina Ryder, Mila (I), Xtacee, Alec Metro, Mia Smiles
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Gonzo

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SYNOPSIS

Stock this for your younger customers, and don\'t be surprised if you catch some boomers in the net at the same time.

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Critical Rating: AAAA

At one point in this release, Kid Sparkle looks inside himself and says, "I can't think of one thing wrong with my life." He got that right. Sparkle is the man, and he's directed one of the hottest, hippest, most sexually intense porn vids of the year. Way to go, dude. Things begin as Sparkle, in his silver lame leisure suit, blue fingernails, blue hair and wraparound insectoid blue shades, gives a brief intro, then segues into a scene with Mila, Guy DiSilva and Dave Hardman, the hardest working man in show business. Mila does her Mila thing, squirting, snarling, taking cocks, dildos and anal beads the size of grapefruit up her puss and ass before receiving two quarts of scrotum gook on her face.

Mila's a tough act to follow, but then Christgen Wolf is no shrinking pussy. She and Regan Starr fuck Alex Sanders in a scene full of extreme, rough sex. It's all here, finger-fucking, toe-fucking, a toe-fuck d.p., cunt-licking, dildos, choking, every fuck position known, anals, and a double facial in slo-mo, then instant replay, with a little cum-swapping. Two couples scenes follow to end with a threeway lesbian tongue-and-dildo orgy.

It looks good, it's got some excellent music, and it's filled with majorly fuckable babes. Majorly.


 

Related Content:

Leisure Time
Empire
Dave Hardman
Regan Starr
Guy DiSilva
Christgen Worlf
Temptress
Jake Steed
Gina Ryder
Mila (I)
Xtacee
Alec Metro
Mia Smiles
Vamp Pictures
Kid Sparkle

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