Somewhere, anywhere, fantasy bartender Ron Jeremy spouts mumbo-jumbo as his depressed male clients ponder their various fates. Apparently all it takes to gain a little self esteem in this noxious netherworld is a romp in the back room with one of the local hookers, who love to have their toes sucked and their asses fucked. It's that simple.

Essentially, This Little Piggy is a modest concoction of fetish and sodomy material, shooting for mood over carnal chemistry. Sure, it's explicit as hell - would one expect less from a Bone production? -- yet the sex is overly mechanical, and aside from Jasmine, the girls aren't much to look at... which may be a moot point, since the camera winds up dwelling on their upturned asses anyway; at least until the pop shot, which goes south to their little piggies.