If this video were a girl, she'd have dirt-brown hair, a big nose, and a dumpy figure; not a train-wreck, but not the prom queen, either. A pizzazz-free story revolving around Carly Sparks and Dale DaBone's quest to remodel a house is the springboard for eminently average sex, often hindered by the presentation of either cable-ready soft shots or genital close-ups, with not much middle ground. Intrusive music does nothing to help the cause, either.

On the upside, the girls are all extremely attractive unknowns, with cute Southern accents. Fans of hairy honeys will enjoy unshaven Helen Hunt look-alike Jill Taylor taking Sparks' strap-on and, a little later, DaBone's dick up her ass.