Imagine our frustration when, after an hour-and-a half into this vid, we find that not a single choco-licious bun has been breached. What hubris! The so-named Booty Talk doesn't walk the walk.

Semi-sophisticated editing cannot disguise the fact that in this handful of trysts, the energy levels are generally lukewarm. There's a decent bit of dance-tease in a sequence where Marcus juggles a female trio. As if we need more rapping pornsters, Jonathan entertains demure Jai with a verbal assault before delivering his swingin' pork-o-gram.