Arid, static, nearly sexless and predictable to a fault, Cop Sucker frivolously wastes a provocative box cover and title in addition to its dubious costume rental budget. The beyond-dopey scenarios, such as "Can you get my pussy down from the tree, officer?" make one cringe as ad-libs haltingly dribble out of the performer's mouth like verbal molasses.

Christi Lake, a cop herself, isn't opposed in the least to full-body cavity searches by the likes of fellow officers Dave Hardman and Nick East, looking awfully scroungy and uncomfortable in uniforms of authority. Another scene with East and Kimberly Jade provides the only real heat in the vid, which is summarily undone by a soundtrack which favors the crappy music instead of her climaxing vocals. (The fact that Papillion is prominently displayed on the box, but not in the feature, may give you an idea of how much care was taken with the production.