Here's a secret for you, Midori: Steer clear of dumb-assed stories like this one, where even topflight actresses such as Tina Tyler deliver lines like "She who courts fashion may be betrayed by it." Ouch

Yes, folks, we are experiencing another serious meditation on the modeling business, where betrayal and favors-for-sex go hand in hand. Apparently, so does interior decor from hell, where picnic tablecloths serve as backdrops in high-priced agencies. Double ouch.

In her two scenes (and virtually the only ones worth hanging around for), Midori takes a nice bone up the ass from a new dick of the month, as well as an even more rigorous but anally-challenged tryst with the always-dependable Marcus. In the former, a facial shot drips provocatively off her chin, while Marcus spills the spunk up her belly.