Released: Jul 01st, 1998
Running Time: 141
Director: Stoney Curtis
Companies: Seymore, Seymore, Inc.
Cast: Montana Gunn, Kyle Stone (I), Shelbee Myne, Inari Vachs, Teri Starr, Sydnee Steele, Raquel DeVine, Ruby (I), Phyllisha Anne, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers, Meka Johnson, Sledgehammer, Tom Byron, Candy Hill, Mark Davis, Brandon Iron
Critical Rating: AAAA
The highly-enticing, action-packed box will almost certainly have your customers patching out to get their hands on it as long as yur prominently display copies.
From the time of the Model T, a hot set of wheels has always been a sure-fire babe magnet. So the gimmick of this superb new all-anal series - each scene is set up by the girls oohing and ahhing over the guys' hot rods (the gas-guzzling type) - is as good as any, we suppose.
But what really counts is when the girls start admiring the guys' flesh-and-blood hot rods. And once they do, we're happy to report, this tape pretty much lays loud, scorching wheelies right off the line, straight on through to the checkered flags.
Each of the five handsomely shot scenes is a three- or four-way that is infused with nasty, big energy, high-decibel moaning and groaning, tons of eye-searching close-ups, and of course, a, uh, shitload of blistering, rump-roasting action and gooey facials. it will come as no surprise, then, that this series is being released by Seymore Butts Home Movies.
It should also come as no surprise if, later this year, Hot bods & Tail Pipe 2 gets a pre-nom for best anal-themed feature.
Typical of this tape is the smokin' opener, which hs Ruby and Raquel DeVine getting anal-lyzed in tandem by Frank Towers and Kyle Stone. Early on, DeVine - a slutty blonde who obviously loves performign for the camera - keeps yanking Towers' tool out of Ruby's bunghole, sucking it clean, then sticking it back in.
And for the scene's messy climax, DeVine perfectly positions herself south of Ruby's bum in order to slurp up Towers' load as it drips down from the voluptuous redhead's crack. Less filling! Tastes great!
The remaining four scenes are pretty much variations of the first one - that's not a criticism, honest - and rock just as hard. For the record, they include a threeway between Sydnee Steele, Teri Starr and Tom Byron; another two-on-one featuring Candy Hill, Inari, Brandon Iron and Sledgehammer; a second threeway between Montana Gunn, Meka Johnson and Mark Davis; and a third threesome, this one composed of Shelbee Myne, Phyllisha Anna and Dave Hardman.
Among its other claims, Hot bods' box cover boasts, "No Fast Forward Guarantee." Unlike so many other tapes, this is one bit of crowing that can actually be believed.