Released: Jul 01st, 1998
Running Time: 115
Cast: Tommy Titanic, Chriscilla Alise, Breastman, Ben Dare, Juice Erup, Jamie Lee, Phyllisha Anne, Lensi Rose, Ekzavir Falcon Wray, Missy Smith
Critical Rating: AAA
Retailers will want to make clear to their customers that although the title says \"Breastman,\" this is by no means a titty fetish tape.
When the word "cheerleader" appears in the title of the porn epic unspooling in your VCR, it most typically indicates that what you're watching is Porn Without A Plot, and typically without even much of a theme - saddle shoes, short skirts and pompoms notwithstanding. All you're then left to hope for is a little bone-rattling sex.
And alas, even the latter is denied us here, as a series of young women, all with largish-to-tiny titties, parade accross the screen, engaged in mediocre-to-terribly dull sex. Missy Smith is the exception in her desk-topper with Ben Dare.