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The Assman 3

Released: May 01st, 1998
Running Time: 140
Director: Jean Yves LeCastel
Company: Anabolic Video Productions
Cast: Reka, Piroska, Juja, Mercedes (I), Barbara (I), Leila, Monika (I), Katty
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AAAA

If you look at a gaping asshole and see a thing of beauty, then The Assman 3 is a joy forever.

After an epidemic of indoor scenes in Volume 2, we're joyously reporting that thumbs-in-the-ass and anal sex are, once again, in full bloom in the great outdoors, with butts puckering like spring flowers about to burst forth in wild glory.

No better place to start than with the pre-nomination-worthy butt-hump that exhibits redheaded getting (not to be confused with the Polish cabbage dish) gettin d.p.'d against the bursting spray of a boat ride and a glorious sunset.

The preceding and following humps are as pastoral. Hikers Barbara and Leslie get their anal caves spelunked, and the angular Mercedes, after jet skiing, gets her blond butt triple-teamed with a resultant gape that approximates the size of a Buster Crabbe swimming pool.

Looking like an ad for Sears Optical, the scholarly Juja, upon her anal reaming, gets splooge on her corrective lenses from a couple of bookworms. And, though her hairstyle says "Vince Vouyer," cyclists Monica's ass is all-woman, evidenced by a 10-speed tour of her tush. a later-on bicycling foursome lands Reka and Katty in a tool shed for a magnificent display of sphincter control that ends with a felch, proving romance isn't dead.

Assuming your customers aren't dead, actively stock this title.


 

Related Content:

Anabolic Video Productions
Reka
Piroska
Juja
Mercedes (I)
Barbara (I)
Leila
Monika (I)
Katty
Jean Yves LeCastel

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