Max has recruited an appealing trio of girls for membership in his "hairless little cock-socket" club this time; that's not the problem with this vid. Nor is it most of the sex, particularly when tiny, ethereal Phoenixxx Blacque laps some Max-ass with kittenish zeal; exotic Zina Fox engages Max in a "yeeeeeah" duet; and the terminally adorable Kali giggles her war through and anal reverse-cowgirl. It's not even Max, who's in no worse shape than usual, worshipping at the altar of all things plaid mini-skirt.

The problem lies within the realm of promises made and promises: the box cover. Scenes involving tantalizing delights such as shaving, ass-to-glass cum spurting, and a pussy crammed full of marking pens never make their presence known in the vid.