Released: Apr 01st, 1998
Running Time: 88
Director: David Christopher
Company: Sin City Ultra
Cast: Lovette, Marc Wallice, Asia Carrera, Ron Jeremy, Meka, Katie Gold, Herschel Savage, Billy Glide, Mark Davis, Caressa Savage, Jill Kelly, Kimberly Jade, Sana Fey, Sunny (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
While I believe there's some truth to the adage that fans of professional wrestling love pornography, it is also important to recognize that some people don't want their porn mixed with anything else. But since a real attempt at an adult video about wrestling was inevitable, it's no surprise that the adult industry's biggest wrestling fan, director David Christopher, would attempt to meld the two into what may be one of the best cross-marketing gimmicks of the year. Retailers take note: Prominently display this well-packaged tape (featuring Jill Kelly, Sana Fey and Asia Carrera) since wrestling fans will be looking for this one.
Nude World Order has as many plot twists as a month of WCW television shows. Ron Jeremy's trying to take over his uncle's wrestling alliance by pulling a double-cross during the tag team championship match, in order to start an alliance called Nude World Order. The good news is that Christopher's a better choreographer of huge, fake tits and hardcore sex scenes than of actual ring action. There are some decent wrestling sequences, but nothing that would make you miss Wrestlemania. However, seven solid sex scenes pepper the feature, with at least one pre-nom-worthy couples scene with Marc Wallice and the cute, blond, thin-as-a-rail, real-breasted, nasty Katie Gold, who almost gets sliced in half when Wallice sends his pointed prong into her ass.
Yes, there's sex in the wrestling ring, as a threeway fight between Caressa Savage, Asia Carrera and Mia Ciccero turns into a lesbian lick and dildo match; and a very hot threeway erupts with too-skinny Kimberly Jade, Jon West (muscular and looking like a professional wrestler) and Ron Jeremy. Christopher carefully hides Jeremy's stomach, and Ron turns in one of his best acting performances in a long time.
A decent opener has the owner of a wrestling federation, played by Herschel Savage, fucking redheaded manager Sana Fey (huge, oversized tits) pool side; and blond Lovette (also with ridiculously large breasts) getting tag-teamed and d.p.'d in the locker room. Jill Kelly fans will have to wait until tape's end to see this comely blonde get banged by Marc Wallice. And there's plenty going on in the group scene with Mark Davis, Mia Ciccero, Sunny and Meka, a beautiful, sexy black girl, that we'd like to see more of.
Production values are high in Nude World Order, with multiple locations (including an actual wrestling arena and ring) and particularly sharp editing by Bud Swope. Marc Wallice deserves to be nominated for Best Actor as he becomes his Vince McMahon-type character to a T. Watch for veterans Herschel Savage and Ron Jeremy to be nominated for their supporting performances, Christopher for Best Director of a Video Feature (since he does balance the fighting and sex scenes very well), and Hustler Erotic Video Guide editor Mike Albo for Best Non-Sex Performance in his role as a mild-mannered accountant turned lunatic wrestling manager.
Marketable and one of the better sex comedies of the year.