Released: Apr 01st, 1998
Running Time: 110
Director: Jim Holliday
Company: VCA Platinum Plus
Cast: Peter North, Mark Davis, Malitia, Missy (I), Anthony (I), Kim Kataine, Krista Maze, Caressa Savage, Julie Rage, Jake Steed, Nina Hartley, Sahara Sands, Jill Kelly, Kimberly Kupps, Shayla LaVeaux, Laura Palmer, T.T. Boy, Veronica Hart, Eric Price, Stacy Valentine
Critical Rating: AAAA
Jill Kelly, Julie Rage, and Stacy Valentine command an army of blondes in this tongue-in-pussy look at the wold world of fashion. Missy keeps her clothes on way too much, playing the hardass ms. Beutch, which the giggly models like to pronounce as either "bitch" or "butch." She investigates the fashion team only briefly in one orgiastic scene.
A scary monster runs throughout this video as a theme, frightening the pants off the gals. When Jill Kelly attempts to seduce the "pussy-eating vampire," she's disappointed to find that the creature has no mouth - but she goes for it with a dildo anyway, in a fabulous solo performance.
Don't assume that the "LA" in the title refers to a certain coastal city. It is patiently explained by Julie Rage that the acronym stands for "Lickable Ass," a concept she then demonstrates with Krista Maze. Peter North, T.T. Boy, Jake Steed and Stacy Valentine join them for a fuckfest on turquoise bed sheets which includes some d.p. action: Stacy gets two groaning men, while Julie gets a dildo shoved up her ass.
With plenty of foxy blond babes enthusiastically performing all manner of sexual gymnastics with boys, dildos, monsters, and one another, this video has lots to offer. The dialogue is reasonably entertaining - the comment that porn critics are "scary and stupid" did not go unnoticed. Very pretty box cover design.