Released: Apr 01st, 1998
Running Time: 110
Director: Veronica Hart
Company: VCA Platinum Plus
Cast: Nick East, Hayley Lynn, Juli Ashton, Tony Tedeschi, Johnny Pacwood, Kyle Stone (I), Ian Daniels, Nikita (I), Stephanie Swift, Monti
Critical Rating: AAAA
Director Hart and star Juli Ashton collaborated on the script for this comedy, and some of the jokes work. Since good comedy usually takes split-second timing... well, better to pay more attention to the nearly-all-condom-coated sex, which is generally excellent.
The plot revolves around a missed airline connection for fashion model Nikita - or is she actually "Ivana Suckuov," ex-KGB spy now freelancing for international terrorists? Whoever she is, she's captured by opposite number Juli Ashton, who's been turned into an insatiable nymphomaniac (or has she?) through Nikita's actions. Ashton and Nikita each get three scenes, including a hot girl/girler with each other. On a mattress in a deserted warehouse, Nikita sucks Ashton's tits, finger-fucks and dildos her, then they share a double-headed dong in a scissors position. Pre-nom this for Best All-Girl Scene.
Also well worth your time is "spy" Nikita's threeway with Nick East and Tony Tedeschi. After sucking both guys' wieners, she rides East's saddle horn before taking it up her ass - which, happily, is only a prelude to a looong d.p., ending in a dual facial.
A nice surprise is statuesque, blond Hayley Lynn's scene with Holland, which also includes some anal reverse cowgirl - but we would have liked to have heard more moans from her and less direction from him.
All of this leads to the ultimate confrontation between Nikita, "Suckuov" (also Nikita) and Ashton, with the ubiquitous Scotty Schwartz (a shoo-in for a nomination for Best Non-Sex Performance) arriving as a sort of deus ex machina to explain everything. But really, who cares? All we want is that final orgy, and it doesn't disappoint, with Ashton and Stephanie Swift double-teaming Ian Daniels, while Nikita vamps out Johnny Pacwood. Look for lots of labia lapping between Swift and Ashton before the blonde rides Daniels' baloney pony like a bronc in heat.
Seven scenes, some brief but nifty special effects, and lots of hot women - what more can you ask? Stock up now!