PLEASUREBUSINESSVODAVN AWARDS 2014

Located in: Home > Movies > Once Upon a Squirt
MOVIE REVIEW

Once Upon a Squirt

Released: Aug 01st, 1998
Running Time: 76
Director: Brett Cummings
Company: Gentlemen\'S Video
Cast: Mila (I), Sirena, Steven Z, Blazer, Racquel Lace
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: All-Sex

Popular Rating Average:
My Rating:
Please log in to rate. Don't have a free account? Register now!

SYNOPSIS

Seriously consider displaying this one with the back of the box facing your customers. It\'s infinitely more enticing than the front.

Buy DVD Watch Online





REVIEWS

 

Critical Rating: AAA

Raw but inconsistent effort highlighted by yet another take-no-prisoners performance from boundary-busting she-demon Mila.

Appearing in three of the tape's four scenes, porn's diminutive wild woman squirts enough to irrigate half of Death Valley, thanks to a steady succession of dicks, tongues, fingers, hardware and even a banana.

Her pussy, of course, isn't the only hole she puts to raunchy use. In the opener, for instance, she pushes Tony Eveready's spent load out of her bum, then, in a truly uncanny display of muscle control, forces the inside of her anal cavity outside her body. [We call that the "colon rose." —Ed.] Mind-boggling? Definitely. Erotic? Uh, not really.

Better editing, meanwhile, could have improved several of the scenes. The aforementioned opener, for instance, goes on way too long, while the truncated closer seems like a tacked-on afterthought, abruptly ending in mid-stroke.


 

Related Content:

Gentlemen\'S Video
Mila (I)
Sirena
Steven Z
Blazer
Racquel Lace
Brett Cummings

Comments

 /
Please log in to comment.
Don't have a free account? Become a member!


By participating you agree to our Privacy Policy & the AVN "Be Kind Policy"
and represent that you are not under the age of 18.





TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
Spanish Theater Finds Porn Solution to Taxing Problem
Private Presents ‘Cumshot Christmas’
Danielle Stewart Named 2015 AVN Awards Show Comedic Co-Host
Serena, '70s Adult Icon, To Sign Autobiography in L.A. Dec. 6
William H. Joins Roster of O.L. Entertainment Directors


AVN.com