It's completely exhausting to try to review something that is comprehensively unerotic, and smugly distributed by a producer who obviously doesn't give a damn. Add to that the fact that the sound is a muddy mess, with a constant buzz and ambient noise on the track; everyone's skin tones are greenish-yellow, due to poor lighting; and the mostly unattractive female performers (uncredited, to their own personal merit) look like they'd rather be having all their teeth drilled than fucking these guys.

Incredibly, people are speaking (crew members, perhaps) in the background, and nobody bothered to edit it out. With one creaky bed used over and over, Tails From the Crib 10 might boast the most boring sex scenes ever videotaped.

We usually make half an A our lowest rating (like writing your name on the SATs, you at least get the minimum for figuring out how to duplicate a tape), but to do this would be an insult to other tapes that have received even that poor mark. I have to set a precedent: ZERO!