Released: May 01st, 1998
Running Time: 80
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Heatwave Gold
Cast: Tim Hard, Brandon Iron, Alyssa Allure, Rick Masters, Candy Hill, Jessica Darlin, Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Teri Starr, Shay Sweet
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The Pussy Patrol is on a mission. A mission of mercy. The girls are dedicated to fucking the unfuckable: the nerds, the geeks, the sexually undesirable, wherever they may be.
Jessica Darlin heads things up, manning the phones 24/7, and she expertly fields a call herself, giving a raunchy b.j., then getting her blond box fucked mish and doggie before a feature-drenching facial.
Alyssa Allure is on hand to deliver one of her signature scorcher scenes as she takes on two dudes in a medieval torture chamber. She sucks some cock as the would-be knights errant take turns plowing her mish, reverse cowgirl and then d.p.. Add a double facial and viola, mission accomplished. Two more couple scenes and an extra threeway bring this one home.
The gorgeous female talent and raw sex overcome the poor acting and minimal production values to make this worth stocking.