Director: Glenn Baren
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Cristina Agave, Sergio (I), Laurie Vargas, Brett Rockman, Alexia Milano, Brian Surewood, Alec Knight, Lee Stone, Aliana Love, Persia DeCarlo
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Geography buffs will be shocked to learn that "Latin" cultures now include Italy and Iran, areas previously unclaimed by the demographic. Whether Kick Ass is short on hot Latinas or just feeling whimsical is unknown, but the regionally inappropriate additions are plenty saucy.
Alexia Milano is nervous about cheating on her husband. After it's suggested that she might be Jewish, she goes off in classic Chica Boom style, berating Brett Rockman in Italian before riding his "big Italian sausage" to conclusion. Persia DeCarlo educates a clueless Alec Knight about her lineage before violating numerous of her homeland's traditional family values.
Actual Latina Laurie Vargas has some interesting baby name suggestions for newlywed Lee Stone, whose yearning for pussy overcomes his good sense. Aliana Love drags Sergio's car repair experience out quite pleasantly and Cristina Agave has one last anal bang before tossing stoner boyfriend Brian Surewood out.
Retailing: Fun and sexy situations, but not a good recommendation for the Latina purist.